Drinking on the job

Yeah, I couldn't take it anymore. There was some Ketel One burning a hole in the fridge so I'm drankin' it and dealing with my customers. I keep waiting for scheduling to IM me and say, "Hey kid, hit the road! We don't needja today!" but so far, so bad. I haven't upsold a single thing nor have I been particularly nice to people. I'll save the long explanation of Why My Company Sucks and sum it up thusly: My company likes to make the customer the enemy, I don't know why, and it works! The end.

Tell me this, though. Why do people call me and say, "I'm on your website and I'd like to place an order"? If you are on the website, go ahead and place the order! I know I'm awesome to talk to, but you can seriously do it yourself. Why are you on the website if not to place an order? I guess it's a foreign concept to me because while I do answer the phone for a living, I actually hate talking on the damn thing. The internet was the best thing that ever happened to me. I don't even call Pizza Hut; I order that shit online. It's just...if you call me and say you found a thing on the internet that you like, I'm obligated to offer you more things. Chances are, you only want the one thing you're calling about. You'll keep saying no to the things I'm offering, and then I'll have an order that I didn't sell anything on, bringing my stats down. So if you ever call a place to order something and wonder why the rep starts out nice and then hates you? Thank the company!

Well that Ketel One is talking to a nigga. I gots to piss. Yes, again. Shut it.